Is London Europe's new sex capital?


One of London's kinky telephones.
Move over Amsterdam and Hamburg. When it comes to peddling sex, you have some serious competition. And, of all places, it's staid old London. London? Yes! You'd better believe it! But, it seems, like most sexual fantasies, this one is not as good as the first appearances.

We pulled up at a phone box in the inner city, and as I glanced inside, I did a double take. The phone box was covered wall to wall with postcard-sized illustrations offering lurid sex. Enticing pictures of nubile, scantily dressed maidens with come-hither looks carried unmistakable messages...

This short article takes lighthearted look at this unexpected new addition to London's tourist attractions.

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